Every so often I make a piece of art that I really like. This is one of them that I made today. It was fun. It's going in the shop, but should anyone* out there in cyber world like to purchase** it, it comes with a free, all-inclusive*** vacation to your nation's capital. This offer includes an unlimited stay at a bed and breakfast so warm and friendly that you might think you are at a friend's house. This particular B&B has been rated A++++ by Zagats as one of the top ten B&Bs in the neighborhood of which this is the only one. You will be given a first-class tour**** of your nation's capital and a VIP tour of the White House by a professional artist. You will have some free time, also, to cook for your hosts. Any special requests will be taken into consideration, but don't get your hopes up. This is a once-in-a-life opportunity, so if you think you might like this, don't hesitate-let me know right away*****.
*Does not include residents of Maryland, DC, or Northern Virginia...duh.
**The cost is $45.00.
***Does not include any airline or miscellaneous expenses.
****This is a relative statement.
*****Shamelessly trying to get friends to come visit.