So the boss of this office where I am today in Bethesda with the great Internet service told me that there is good shopping around here. Something for me to do to kill time (sheesh, I haven't even gotten to Facebook yet). Cartier, Bulgari, Ralph Lauren, Barney's, Gucci. He doesn't know me very well, obviously.
I did need to get out and get real air and see the sun (bonus) and get something to eat and drink. I see Hoochie Coochie over there but as I head for my last choice, Starbuck's, I see WHOLE FOODS. I love Whole Foods; 40 minutes to the nearest one from home. On my way to Whole Foods I see ANTHROPOLOGIE. Gotcha. I broke a world record; I DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING AT ANTHROPOLOGIE~first time ever. Karma rewarded me.
Onward to WF. I know I'm going to get something for dinner to heat up but the deli is the first thing I come to. I got my wonderful salad and juice AND THEN I got the ABOVE. I've never seen American Pie so I don't know the exact context, but I can't decide whether to eat it or marry it. I mean, look at that thing. I've always wanted the classic Cartier tank watch but I'll take a cupcake until then.